Have you ever noticed that opposite sex’s don’t really understand each other? Whether it is dating etiquette, our bathroom habits or what we choose to spend our money on, so I asked a group of lads in their twenties to ask me any question about us females in an attempt to answer them!
WHY DO GIRLS REMEMBER THE ONE BAD THING WE DO, BUT FORGET THE GOOD THINGS?
We don’t forget those nice things, but as much as you forget to mention our new haircut, new dress or lipstick we wore in hope that you would think we would look great, we don’t always bring up that bunch of flowers you bought us. But of course if you piss us off, we will bring up the last thing you did wrong because we like to back up an argument with solid facts!
WHY ARE GIRLS NEVER READY ON TIME? *A POPULAR QUESTION*
Don’t think we didn’t plan to be ready but things didn’t go our way. Our hair went frizzy, and took 2 hours to tame. We came up with a spot that no amount of Collection’s Lasting Perfection concealer could cover. Our Cat flick took a lot of micellar water to perfect. And to top it off our nude bra was in the wash meaning a total wardrobe malfunction. So unlike you who probably showered sprayed and left we have a lot to do so please don’t moan just accept that is life, or lie about the time you need us!
WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT OUR LOOKS? GENTLEMAN WAYS? OR HUMOUR?
Surely this is the same for a guy or girl, right? You’re not going to date someone you’re not attracted to, but at the same time he might be hot but if he doesn’t treat you well or you just don’t click, it ain’t gon’ happen you know? Is this not the same for a guy. Be the whole package, and don’t lie on Tinder if you’re 5’3 and say you’re 6’1 we will find out doofus!
DO GIRLS REALLY TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING? IS THERE ANYTHING THEY DON’T SPILL?
Look, if this secret is detrimental to your relationship or really personal then it is likely that your secret is safe, but in all honesty us ladies tell our best friends far more than you know! They may not tell everyone one of their girlfriends, but they will have a best mate that knows more about you (the boyfriend) than you probably know about yourself. Us girls are pretty in touch with our feelings and know that chatting is the best therapy. I always suggest if you want something kept between the two of you specify that at the time, to save future arguments!
WHY DO YOU ALL LOVE BUYING SHOES SO MUCH?
Because they’re beautiful! I’ve done a lot of thinking in the past about why it is that new shoes or a red sole makes our eye light up like a kid in a candy shop and I have realised it is because a) they always fit, no matter if we ate a Big Mac yesterday and b) they totally transform an outfit making us feel like we have something new on, when really it is our trust LBD!
SHOULD I IGNORE YOUR PMS? OR TELL YOU THAT YOU’RE BEING A BITCH?
Give her a week and I am sure she will realise how hormonal she was – but I wouldn’t ignore her PMS, she is likely to be a bit nicer if you buy her a Dairy Milk or sit in and cuddle her in front of the tv.
Please note that these are very generalised answers intended to be taken with a sense of humour.